And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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