Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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