do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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