I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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