found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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