im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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