Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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