I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's just like the Real World with babies
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
