Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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