One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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