I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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