Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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