I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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