i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
