i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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