He is such a slut. More and more my type.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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