It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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