i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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