Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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