Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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