...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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