I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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