Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Can I color on your dick again?
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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