I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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