I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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