capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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