I think I am morally bankrupt
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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