i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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