whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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