My nipple is on Facebook.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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