I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The power of my boobs compel you
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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