He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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