so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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