Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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