Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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