Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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