i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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