How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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