apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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