i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It's never too late to be topless.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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