i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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