are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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