I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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