I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
