Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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