oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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