The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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