I think about you every night.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online