I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass