Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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