And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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