11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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