Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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