Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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